davidferrer:

do bagels think that they’re people and we’re bagels

(Source: aneonaway)

  • Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend
  • Santa: Let's be realistic lol

(Source: intoxigen)

tombol-r:

you get away from my neopets

(Source: airows)

triangularcat:

Got a new bra :)

divine-hatred:

reasons not to have kids:

  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase
  • the seventh grade emo phase

(Source: agnosia)